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New Crisis: MDNN Causes Widespread Workplace Shirkage

Greetings from the Un-man.

It has been brought to my attention by sources inside the Federal Reserve system that MDNN has reduced the gross domestic product of the United States by almost 0.8% over the last fiscal quarter. The mechanism of harm: bored workers are listening to MDNN rather than working. The following image, captured by our unethical hidden camera, records an actual instance of recent MDNN-triggered worker insurbodination at Google, Inc. headquarters in Mountain View, California. Note the miniaturized stereo microphone that we inconspicuously attached to the ceiling in order to capture audio.

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July 29, 2007 - Posted by | Un-man

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